So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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