dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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