The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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