I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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