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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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