Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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