I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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