is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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