Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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