He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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