Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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