? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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