think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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