that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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