Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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