that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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