I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
