I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Send help, water and tortillas.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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