my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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