ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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