$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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