So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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