Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
This house was built for laser tag.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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