1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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