i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
where are you?
Hypothermia
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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