guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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