I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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