Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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