OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I understand Curling. That high.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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