: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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