I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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