Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Watching her eat just hurts me
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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