I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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