I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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