I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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