so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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