she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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