this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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