Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
