was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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