She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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