I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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