5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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