i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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