Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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