She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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