Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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