The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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