The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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