we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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